I feel like a predator...

Seriously. I have a crush on a fucking eighth grader. Nevermind the fact that he's surprisingly mature and I was an eighth grade less than a year ago. I have a crush on an eighth grader. Oh, Jasmine. How far you've fallen…

(My inner teenage girl is telling me "Kiss ALL the adorable teenage boys!" Shush, teenage girl. That's not possible without some awkward repositioning.)

So, how has 2013 been treating y'all? Nicely? Badly? Terribly? Et cetera? I've been mostly fine, aside from the occasional cry and such, but eh. That's normal. Nothing tumblr can't fix. ^_^

But anyway, life is short and I'm bored. Memes are in order.
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Not Really an A - Z Thing, but Fun Nonetheless

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
_Possibly.

B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on deviantART, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
_{Usually it's just an "Oh, someone's messaging me!" sort of feeling.}

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
_…possibly.

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
_{I'd remain the way I am now.}

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
_Sleeping.

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
_{A guy who looks ridiculously like me. There's gotta be one out there.}

G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
_Freeze.

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
_{…fuck, I'm not sure. I'd probably end up being selfish and saying no.}

I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
_{Something I had.}

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
_{Nope. I'd rather not endure and watch all my friends die.}

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
_No.

L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
_Beatles.

M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
_{Matter, probably.}

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
_{I'm not even sure anymore.}

O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
_{Second best. I'm too much of a coward to never see my true love again.}

P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
_Blech.

Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
_{Poor and emotionally fulfilled.}

R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
_{Not really, no.}

S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
_{Only person in the world that can read minds.}

T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
_Gallifreyan!

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
_{Ick, no.}

V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
_Neutral.

W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
_{Legitimate, because in all the fuss of feminism, we have to give the boys a hand too, or else it'll just be this wobbling block of equality and sexism.}

X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
_{No, because I'd go insane with hypersensitive touch but don't want to lose the feeling of being held. Sense of smell leaving would mean I'd never be able to say Ashley smells like spaghetti again. I can't live without music. Taste, well. Food wouldn't be the same. And sight. I like my sight.}

Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
_{Probably not.}

Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
_{Yeah, I can. I mean, humanity is in this love-hate sort of relationship with God, and I can see why people wouldn't believe in him.}
•••
I Dunno, Now I'm Bored

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
_{No, because that person does not exist!}

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
_Correct.

3. Have you taken someone's virginity?
_{Fandom virginity, maybe.}

4. Is trust a big issue for you?
_Yes.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
_{Define "hanging out".}

6. What are you excited for?
_{Turning fifteen. And the semi-romantic February dance with possible sleepover with TumbleweedFrenzy!}

7. What happened tonight?
_{More than enough.}

8. Do you think it's disgusting when girls get really wasted?
_{Yes. And a bit scary.}

9. Is confidence cute?
_{Yes. Cockiness can be really adorable too.}

10. What is the last beverage you had?
_Water.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
_{Approximately three.}

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
_Yes.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
_{Get a damn haircut and feel awkward about messaging Mallaris.}

14. What are you going to spend money on next?
_{Yarn, most likely.}

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
_{*slightly hysterical laughter*}

16. Do you think you'll change in the next 3 months?
_{I'd hope so.}

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
_{Brit, Ashley, and Malia.}

18. The last time you felt broken?
_{11:10 am today.}

19. Have you had sex today?
_Nope!

20. Are you starting to realize anything?
_{Many things.}

21. Are you in a good mood?
_{Surprisingly, yes.}

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
_{Might as well.}

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad's?
_{Last I checked.}

24. What do you want right this second?
_{No-strings kissing until I became a good kisser.}

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
_{*incredibly hysterical laughter*}

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
_Yes.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh?
_{For twenty seconds.}

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
_Jackets!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
_{I think I do.}

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
_{Not everyone, but I'll probably give it anyway.}

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
_No.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
_{Yes, no, no, hell no, possibly, no. Then again, all these feelings vary quite radically.}

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
_{Yeah, no.}

34. Listening to?
_{Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) - Garfunkel and Oates}

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
_Always.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
_Yes.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
_{No. Love at first conversation? Totally different story.}

38. Who did you last call?
_Ashley.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?
_{Um…James, I think.}

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
_{Because I could.}

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
_{Far too long ago.}

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
_Yes.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
_{In my head, yeah.}

44. Do you tan in the nude?
_No.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
_Never.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
_Myself.

47. Who was the last person to call you?
_Ashley.

48. Do you sing in the shower?
_Duh?

49. Do you dance in the car?
_Yes.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
_Nope!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
_{Couple weeks ago.}

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
_{Some, but that's the charm! <3}

53. Is Christmas stressful?
_Eh.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?
_…

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
_Apple.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
_{A paleontologist.}

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
_{When it's dark enough.}

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
_Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily?
_Nope.

60. Wear slippers?
_{Used to.}

61. Wear a bath robe?
_Yes.

62. What do you wear to bed?
_{My skin.}

63. First concert?
_Er…

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
_Target.

65. Nike or Adidas?
_Eh.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
_Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
_Neither.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
_{Sparks Fly.}

69. Ever take dance lessons?
_{Yes. Never again.}

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
_{Something intellectual, probably. Or maybe something totally opposite to what I do.}

71. Can you curl your tongue?
_Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
_Nope.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
_Eh.

74. What is your favorite book?
_{Not sure.}

75. Do you study better with or without music?
_With.

76. Regularly burn incense?
_No.

77. Ever been in love?
_Yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
_Ludo.

79. What was the last concert you saw?
_{I dunno.}

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
_Either/or.

81. Tea or coffee?
_Either/or.

82. Favorite type of cookie?
_{Snickerdoodle.}

83. Can you swim well?
_{Hell no.}

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
_Yes.

85. Are you patient?
_{As if.}

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
_Karaoke.

87. Ever won a contest?
_{I don't know.}

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
_No.

89. Which are better, black or green olives?
_Eh.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
_{I'm probably not doing it, but as long as it's safe, sane, consensual, morally sound, and the ages and emotional maturity of the participants are fairly close, I don't care what other people do.}

91. Best room for a fireplace?
_{Where the heaters are the crappiest.}

92. Do you want to get married?
_Yes.
•••
The Most Random Set Ever.

1. What are your tracked tags?
N/A

2. If you write fan fiction, which characters/couples are your favorite to write? If not, for which ones would you consider writing?
_{I don't do that much fanfiction anymore. I don't like how I characterize people.}

3. What are your OTFs and/or BROTPs?
_Eh.

4. What is the nicest message you've ever received?
_{Not telling.}

5. What is the meanest message anyone has ever sent you?
_{Go screw some randome girl.}

6. Do you have a guilty pleasure ship?
_Several.

7. Any song(s) that you consider the rightful property of your OTP?
_Eh.

8. Which pairings do you like most from your other fandoms?
_Lots.

9. Least favorite pairing from anything?
_Yusei/Aki.

10. Is there any couple in one of your fandoms that baffles you?
_Nope.

11. Who was your first deviantART friend?
_{Some girl named Ang.}

12. Do you have any other blogs that you run right now?
_Yes.

13. Have you ever been told that you resemble a celebrity? Who?
_Nope.

14. Favorite song to sing when you're alone?
_{Various show tunes.}

15. Any older celebrity crushes (as in 10 yrs older than you or more)?
_Nope.

16. What was your favorite movie to watch growing up?
_{The Harry Potter films.}

17. Favorite TV show from your childhood?
_{Codename: Kids Next Door.}

18. What is one thing you're looking forward to at the moment?
_{A Mallari liking me.}

19. What is one thing you currently dread?
_{A Mallari liking me. But that'll never happen, so.}

20. What was the hardest thing you've ever had to do?
_November.

21. Make one confession or tell us a secret.
_…

22. Stream of consciousness activity - Write one paragraph without stopping or thinking. Post whatever you typed.
_{So I have to write a paragraph, except I plan everything in my head over and over and over and over, so this is probably planned in some subconscious of my mind. In fact, I'm pretty sure this planned thinking led to half of my self-doubt issues and my breakups. I'm a bit pathetic that way, which sucks but well, I'll learn someday. Hopefully. Max is really cute okay and wow now I'm really going off the line.}

23. Ever made a wish that came true?
_Yes.

24. Are we governed by fate or do we choose our own destiny?
_Both.

25. Word Association - What's the first thing that pops into your head when you read the four letters that follow? LOVE
_{Crossword puzzles.}
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So that's about it for now. Laters!