Memes: The Harry Potter Edition

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…honestly, I'm bored out of my mind and recovering from being jumped by Paris. It now hurts to bend my neck backwards. Thanks.

Anyway, boredom. HP. You get the idea.
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The Harry Potter Song Meme

Rules:
1. Put your iPod, iTunes, YouTube playlist/something that can shuffle songs on shuffle
2. Put each song title down as your answer.
3. No skipping! Write the answer you get even if it doesn't make sense.

Questions-

1. You're told that you are a witch/wizard and have been accepted at Hogwarts! What's your reaction?
Popular — Wicked Soundtrack (…what.)

2. What do you think of shopping for your supplies?
Mouthwash — Kate Nash (Dammit, I don't care about being confident about my body right now! We're in Diagon Alley! Stop preaching! …even if it's through an awesomely catchy song.)

3. What do you think of the red-headed boy sitting next to you on the train?
Don't Trust Me — 3OH!3 (Well, yeah. I'm an American who somehow made it into Hogwarts, despite there being a rule about no foreign students. Then again, I'd like to know how the Doctor made it in…)

4. The Sorting Hat is debating what house to put you in. What if it's Gryffindor?
Caveman — Dayplayer (Well, duh. Everyone knows the Gryffindor motto is Screw the rules, I've got honor.

5. Slytherin?
Waiting for the Monster to Drown — Wear Cape. Get Cape. Fly. (Um.)

6. Ravenclaw?
On the Radio — Regina Spektor (Well, there'll be quite a few memories, I'll say that much.)

7. Or Hufflepuff?
Birds — Kate Nash (Not lying. I feel fuzzy with this song/house combo.)

8. Do you go into the forbidden room on the third floor?
Let it Roll — All Time Low (No comment.)

9. What are your grades like?
Life SupportRENT: Original Broadway Cast (I will only the use the context of the title, because the song itself is a bit depressing. But yeah, good grades are life support for me. *actually cares about her schoolwork*)

10. What does Snape think of you?
Human — Darren Criss (Well, at least I didn't get The Shit Song for this answer.)

11. You get detention. What's your reaction?
Under a Paper Moon — All Time Low (No comment.)

12. How do you greet Malfoy when he arrives at detention?
The Coolest GirlA Very Potter Musical Soundtrack (Again, enough with the preaching! This is Malfoy. Like he's seriously going to listen to you…)

13. You visit Dumbledore. What advice does he have for you?
HappinessYou're a Good Man, Charlie Brown 1999 Revival Cast Soundtrack (…like that's seriously gonna help.)

14. What are your two best friends like?
Shit Song — Kate Nash (…actually, having this as Snape's opinion of me wouldn't have been so bad.)

15. How do you like your Christmas presents (even the sweater)?
One Song GloryRENT: Original Broadway Cast (…)

16. What do you see in the mirror of Erised?
Another DayRENT: Movie Soundtrack (Using only the title for the context. Anyway…maybe I have a lot of near-death experiences…?)

17. What is Voldemort's weakness?
Keep the Change, You Filthy Animal — All Time Low (…this is disturbing on so many damn levels.)

18. How does your Quidditch team do without you?
There! Right There!Legally Blonde: The Musical: Laura Bell Bundy and Company (I'm immature. I am actually giggling.)

19. Are you happy to leave for the summer?
SeriousLegally Blonde: The Musical: Laura Bell Bundy and Company (…)

20. What are your plans as a Second Year?
I'm Gay — Bowling for Soup (SO DRARRY HAPPENS? YAY. Well…okay then.)


Don't know if I have to tag people, but I'll do it anyway. Sam, even your laziness isn't an excuse for not answering this meme. DO IT. (Sam, I mean everything I say to you very lovingly. Remember that.)
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The Originally Titled Harry Potter Meme

The Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite:
Prisoner of Azkaban (Hey, nobody died in that book. Plus, we met the Marauders AND started the Remus/Sirius ship!)
Deathly Hallows
Order of the Phoenix
Goblet of Fire
Half-Blood Prince
Philosopher's Stone
Chamber of Secrets


Number of Times You Have Read the Series:
More than I can count.

Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book:
Hmm…I'd have to say The Boggart in the Wardrobe. Because Snape in dress never got old for me.

Five Favorite Characters:
In no particular order: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood, Peter Pettigrew, and Neville Longbottom.

Five Favorite Secondary Characters:
Seamus Finnegan, Dean Thomas, Cho China Chang, Gred and Forge Weasley, and Hedwig.

Three Least Favorite Characters:
Dolores Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, and Rita Skeeter.

Favorite Member of the Trio:
Hermione

Three Favorite Magical Creatures:
Krups, Kneazles, and Unicorns.

Favorite Family:
Weasleys!

Favorite Villain:
Scabior. Movie!verse made him awesome.

Favorite Death Eater:
Scabior. See above.

Favorite Non-Hogwarts Magical Building:
Honeydukes.

Favorite Diagon Alley Location:
Flourish and Blott's. Books = ♥♥♥

Three Favorite Spells:
Accio, Lumos, and Avis Oppugno. Birdies~

Three Favorite Potions:
Polyjuice, Pepperup Potion, and Felix Felicis.

Favorite Unforgivable Curse:
Imperius Curse.

Favorite Department of Mysteries Room:
The Brain Room.

Biggest Surprise:
THEY KILLED SIRIUS. For my eight-year-old self, that was about as big as JFK being shot.

Biggest Letdown:
Putting Tonks and Remus together. I was confused for a looooong time.

Favorite Mode of Transportation:
Floo Powder Power, Floo Powder Power!

Favorite Weasley:
Percy. Mostly 'cause I ship him with Oliver Wood, but whatevs.

Favorite Order Member:
Remus Lupin. Sexy, bookish werewolves for the win.

Favorite pet:
TREVOR.

One Character You'd Bring Back to Life:
Quirrel. I'd like to give him a second chance plus Sirius and Remus are dead now so they can get back together.

Moment That Will Always Make You Cry:
Fred's death.

Favorite Hogwarts Room:
Gryffindor, I think.

Favorite Class:
Charms!

Favorite Teacher:
Remus Lupin.

Favorite DADA teacher:
See above.

Least Favorite Teacher:
Dolores Umbridge.

Favorite Non-Human Hogwarts Resident:
Hagrid.

Favorite Hogsmeade Location:
Honeydukes.

Favorite Triwizard Champion:
Cedric.

Favorite Triwizard Task:
Dragons.

Which Character You'd Ask to the Yule Ball:
I don't care if she's a girl. I'd totally ask Luna.

Which Character You'd Like to Use a Love Potion On:
None. It's basically Mind Rape.

Which Character You'd Like to Use Veritaserum On:
Sirius Black.

How Long You Have Been a HP Fan:
Since first/second grade-ish. I JOINED LATE, OKAY?

Favorite Wizard Rock Band:
Ministry of Magic.

Number of Midnight Releases You Have Attended:
None. TT.TT

Favorite HP Website:
Pottermore.

Most Ridiculous Potter Theory You've Heard:
…*is too jaded to answer*

Character You're Most Like:
Hermione Granger.

House You Think You'd Be Sorted Into:
Slytherin, apparently.

Your Patronus Would Be A:
Hamster.

To You, Amortentia Would Smell Like:
New book, an Illinois summer morning, and wool yarn.

You'd Use Felix Felicis To:
Make sure I didn't screw up in a recital/musical/concert.

The Job You Would Most Like to Try:
An apprentice under Ollivander.

Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel:
Prequel. Preferably during the MWPP Era.

The Movies in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite:
No order, actually.

A or B

Animagus or Metamorphmagus: Metamorphmagus.

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Chocolate frogs.

Black or Lupin: Lupin.

CAPSLOCK!HARRY or Emo!Harry: CAPSLOCK!HARRY. Because that would be where Emo!Harry would end up, anyway.

Death Eaters or Dumbledore's Army: Dumbledore's Army.

Draco or Lucius: SCORPIUS.

Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Beaubaxtons.

Floo powder or Broom: Floo Powder Power, Floo Powder—okay, stopping now.

Fred or George: George.

Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: The Burrow. Nobody would try to kill me, and Molly's a damn good cook.

Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Herbology.

Hippogriffs or Thestrals: Thestrals.

Invisibility cloak or Pensieve: Invisibility Cloak.

Mermish or Parselmouth: Mermish.

Occlumency or Legilimency: Legillimency.

Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Nearly Headless Nick.

Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Pettigrew.

Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: BINNS.

S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: ...Inquisitorial Squad. As a double agent!

The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Ministry of Magic.

Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.

Werewolf or Inferius: Werewolf.

Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Whomping Willow.

Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Yule Ball. Sorry.
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One More HP Meme

1. If you went to Hogwarts which house would you be sorted in?
Most likely Slytherin. Rowling put me there, after all.

2. Have you ever been to the HP midnight release?
I wish…

3. What did you think of the Deathly Hallows pt. 1</i>?
Tearjerking. Definitely tearjerking. Oddly enough, I didn't cry in pt. 2…

4. How many times have you reread the books?
A lot. Just sayin'. (Also, the previous meme-writer put in "alot", which made me think of an "Alot of HP Books." Man, I want an Alot like that…if you didn't understand a word of that, go here.)

5. Whose death was the saddest?
EVERYONE'S. EVEN THE DEATH EATERS'.

6. If you went to Hogwarts would you rather have an owl, a cat, or a rat?
Owl.

7. What do you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
I never really had an opinion about it.

8. What do you think of the Deathly Hallows being split in two?
Awesome, but horrendous to wait between.

9. Have you read the Tales of Beedle the Bard?
Yeah. I liked The Fountain of Fair Fortune, actually.

10. When did you first become a Potter fan?
I read the first book over the summer in second grade, and was more or less hooked after that. It started out like Mom, this book is too short and funny-looking! then grew to the HP-obsessed fan I am today.

Favorite…

Female character?
Tonks. Or Luna.

Male character?
Remus Lupin, with Sirius in a close second.

Professor?
McGonagall, bitches.  

Death Eater?
Scabior.

Magical creature?
Krups.

Spell?
Avis Oppugno. This spell deserves some love…

Quote?
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE."

Book?
Prisoner of Azkaban.

Movie?
I don't have a favorite.

Hogwarts House?
Ravenclaw! I'm sorry, but

Place?
HONEYDUKES.

Weasley?
Percy. I JUST LIKE HIM, OKAY?

Couple?
I like Dumbledore/Grindelwald as suggested canon. They're a really fun relationship to put fanon touches to.

Non-canon couples I like would be Remus/Sirius, Dean/Seamus, and, after two gorgeous fics I read, Dudley/Cho and Tonks/Kingsley.

This or that…

Gryffindor or Slytherin?
Slytherin, of course. Screw glory, just don't get caught!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?
Ravenclaw. You know, Hufflepuffs are, well…yeah.

Fred or George?
George.

Ginny or Luna?
Luna.

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?
Too young for Firewhiskey, so I'll take Butterbeer.

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley. Even if Honeydukes is awesome…c'mon, Weasley Wizard's Wheezes!

Books or Movies?
The books. Duh.

Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?
Deathly Hallows.

Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets?
Philosopher's Stone.

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape. Even if Sluggy has some awesome parties.

Lupin or Sirius?
I HATE YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE UGH Lupin, I guess.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny.

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil?
PATILS.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas?
Seamus. He makes things explode! And has that accent!

Kreacher or Dobby?
Dobby.

Muggleborn or Pureblood?
Hmm…I'm probably a Muggleborn, but Purebloods are so amusing…

Dan or Rupert?
Rupert. NO REGRETS.

Bellatrix or Narcissa?
Andromeda!

Voldemort or Tom Riddle?
Tom Riddle was prettier.

Hedwig or Crookshanks?
PIGWIDGEON.

I TAG

HarlandThompson, NecksToYou, Samthepokemaster, and Tigeress713. Not that I expect anyone to actually do this meme…
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:wow: That is one huge giant big large mammoth gargantuan meme. I could write three chapters of my Jeff backstory in the time it would take to complete that.